Someone has told me, though, that they are not very bright dogs. I don't really mind. What, are you getting a dog for the conversation?

And best of all? If my Google search is anything to go by, they are a very vintage dog!
But I probably won't get a dachshund after all because I am committed to rescuing a dog from the RSPCA or a similar organisation when I do decide to get one and not many doxies seem to turn up at the pound! Oh well, I can keep dreaming of those determinedly trotting little feet and ears that blow in the wind...!